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Stand-up comedian

Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry.

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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes

“I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.”

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Author:Greg Behrendt

“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”

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Author:Greg Behrendt

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

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“Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.”

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Author:Greg Behrendt

About the Author

Born: July 21, 1963
Known for: Stand-up comedian
Quotes: 153

Books & Sources

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding GuysRelated source material

It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up BuddyRelated source material

It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About DatingRelated source material

It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup BuddyRelated source material

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