Best Text Messaging Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: All the Better Part of Me

“Andy: ugh I’ve never felt so old and slimy. Sinter: You’re 25. That isn’t old to a 19 year old Andy: Old. And slimy. Slimy like a slug. Like seaweed. Sinter: Are you done with your metaphors Andy: I think these are similes Though he’d been a computer science major, he’d also been, like me, an English minor. It made him remarkably hot at moments such as this. Sinter: Right, you’re right Andy: And no. There are many slimy things and I’m like them all. Slimy like mayo Sinter: Gross Andy: Exactly, I am gross Sinter: Ha no, mayo is gross Andy: Slimy like a dog’s tongue. Sinter: Seriously stop.”

Metaphor Simile Metaphors Text Messaging Similes Text Messages Slimy Things

Book:All the Better Part of Me

Source: All the Better Part of Me

“ppl are more honest in writing.”

Writing Honesty Communication Text Messaging

Book:In Limbo

Source: In Limbo

“It wasn't a romance; it was too perfect for that. With texts there were only the words and none of the awkwardness. They could get to know each other completely and get comfortable before they had to do anything unnecessarily overwhelming like look at each other's eyeballs with their eyeballs.”

Romance College Diversity Ya Text Messaging Multicultural Fiction

Book:Emergency Contact

Source: Emergency Contact

“There was no way she'd allow him to see her do 97 percent of her normal activities. She was a monster. A monster who was flat as a board with no ass. In fact, the only thing she had going on in the curves department was an enormous cystic pimple on her chin that hurt when she touched it. Yeah, no.”

Romance College Diversity Text Messaging Multicultural Fiction

Book:Emergency Contact

Source: Emergency Contact

“There was no way Penny would go to House and let Sam see her. That would ruin everything. Sam would take one look at her and be like, "Yikes, never mind.”

Romance College Diversity Ya Text Messaging Mulitcultural Fiction

Book:Emergency Contact

Source: Emergency Contact

“Great moments are ephemeral, like a lovely text message or viral twitter moment, but when lived, it's like looking through the eyes of humanity.”

Humanity Quotes Twitter Quotes Facebook Quotes Moments Quotes Fleeting Moments Eyes Quotes Text Messaging Great Quotes

Author:Val Uchendu

“Voices are stupid. They influence how people perceive words, coloring them with unclear emotions, instead of letting the words stand on their own. Text messaging is much better. It allows people to be the idea they’re expressing. If you want to express emotions, you should use emojis. It’s what they’re there for.”

Influence Clarity Voices Text Messaging Emojis Be The Idea

Book:In Limbo

Source: In Limbo

“CALLUM:You're awfully chatty today”

Flirting Text Messaging Emojis

Book:Simmer Down

Source: Simmer Down

“What are you up to? I tell her, a little proud that I can answer with something truthful, that I'm not just passed out in a motel room, begging for sleep to save me from my thoughts. You? The same thing I do every night, Carlos. Trying to take over the world? I write, sure she's making a Pinky and the Brain reference, this old cartoon that Felix got me into.”

Text Messaging Referencing Pinky And The Brain

Book:North of Happy

Source: North of Happy

“Jesus would probably be pretty direct over text.”

Jesus Text Messaging Wwjd

Book:In Limbo

Source: In Limbo

“Hmm, if only there were a place where one could go for information... a place that had free books on every topic you could think of... (book stack emoji) Smiling, I typed back the interwebs? just to be a shit.”

Text Messaging Smart Ass

Book:Love in the Time of Serial Killers

Source: Love in the Time of Serial Killers

“Text talk? How can the art of writing, once performed by monastic scribes, have degenerated into little more than creative candyfloss?”

Writing Handwriting Text Messaging Sms Proper Communication

Book:A Writer's Year: Fennel's Journal No. 3

Source: A Writer's Year: Fennel's Journal No. 3

“Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.”

Thinking Sometimes Use Girl Teenage Thumbs Teenage Girl Text Messaging

Author:Diane Lane

“Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type.”

Might Type Notes Satisfying Text Messaging

Author:Danny Wallace

“Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.”

Looks Wanted Guy Sides One Thing Suits Hey Clown Elbows Text Messaging

Author:Chris Hardwick

“People will now go to films with subtitles, you know. They're not afraid of them. It's one of the upsides of text-messaging and e-mail. Maybe the only good thing to come of it.”

People Knows Film Good Things Not Afraid Mail Subtitles Text Messaging

Author:Kristin Scott Thomas

“In our world, we have so many ways we can escape with technology, like TV, Facebook, computers, text messaging and all that.”

World Way Technology Tvs Computer Our World Text Messaging

Author:Mia Wasikowska

“Things like email, and Twitter, and Facebook, and text messaging - they all work reasonably well. But we use them because they're convenient, and cheap, and easy, not because they're the best way to communicate with somebody.”

Way Wells Use Easy Communicate Best Way Email Convenient Twitter And Facebook Text Messaging

Author:Palmer Luckey

“That definitely I feel is part of my generation: social networking, communication over the Internet, whether it's Skype or IRC or some form of text-based chat, text messaging.”

Feels Form Social Generations Communication Internet Networking My Generation Social Networking Social Network Skype Text Messaging

Author:Duncan Jones

“There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.”

Thinking Men Use Half Study Cutting Safe Argument Average Goodbye Multiple Average Man Text Messaging

Author:Ashton Kutcher

“I can look into someone's eyes and feel like I know her better, versus a phone call, where you can't get that same type of emotion. That's why text messaging gets you in trouble: You can't bond, and emoticons explain only so much.”

Knows Feels Looks I Can Eye Emotion Trouble Type Phones Versus Phone Calls Text Messaging

Author:Apolo Ohno

“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.”

Guy Letters Dating This Guy Online Dating Funny Dating Text Messaging

Author:Kelly Osbourne

“Between now and when we graduate next year there are at least ten weeks' holiday and five random public holidays. There's email and if you manage to get down to the town, there's text messaging and mobile phone calls. If not, the five minutes you get to speak to me on your communal phone is better than nothing. There are the chess nerds who want to invite you to our school for the chess comp next March and there's this town in the middle, planned by Walter Burley Griffin, where we can meet up and protest against our government's refusal to sign the Kyoto treaty." -Jonah Griggs”

“What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of on-screen time, but have never gone bowling together?”

Kids Today Together Technology Gone Huge Amount Screens Bowling Text Messaging Screen Time

Author:Clifford Stoll

“Text messaging is just the most recent focus of people's anxiety; what people are really worried about is a new generation gaining control of what they see as their language.”

People Language Focus Generations Anxiety Worried New Generation Text Messaging

Author:David Crystal

“There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.”

Ifs Want Should Real Hard Sides Communication Notes Busy Interaction Dishes Flirting Buffets Entrees Text Messaging Side Dishes

Author:Greg Behrendt

“I have lots of brothers and sisters, two of whom are younger than myself, so I rely on my phone, text messaging or e-mailing to stay in the loop and communicate when I'm away for big chunks of time.”

Two Bigs Brother Phones Communicate Rely Brothers And Sisters Chunks Loops Mailing Text Messaging

Author:Devon Aoki