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“I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.”

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Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry. more

“I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.”

Ifs Thinking Way Shows Hands Faces Certain Hate Magic Fronts Ears I Hate Wave Tricks Quarters Impressed Show Business Magician Wizards Fooled

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“Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.”

Long Meetings Notes Stuck Faster

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“Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.”

Wish Wish You I Wish You Would

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“It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.”

Trying Kind Persons Use Dream Track Likes Versions Attractive Empowering Get Back Dreams You Have Back On Track

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“The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!”

Pain Confusion Over It Confusing Bad Relationship

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“Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.”

Feels Firsts Hard Done Morality Easier First Time Guilt Cheating Betray

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?”

Needs Proof Vulnerable Heartache Without You

Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.”

Ifs Want

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.”

Ifs Men Feels Long Knowing Pursue Not Knowing

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.”

Want Trying Our Lives Picks Likes

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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