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“All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.”

Quote by Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla, born on May 27, 1964, is an American comedian, podcast host, author, and television personality. Known for his unique sense of humor and candid speech, he has hosted shows such as 'The Man Show' and 'The Adam Carolla Show'. Carolla's career began in comedy clubs, which later expanded to television and radio. more

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