“My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.” WantGivingLastsParentGunLet MeGive MeTwelveMotorcycleGauges Author:Scott Thompson
“Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.” LooksPersonsLightLaughingComedyFaultsActivismFlawedFrail Author:Scott Thompson
“A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.” IfsThinkingMenGayDelusionGay MenMacho Author:Scott Thompson
“Art is about the edges and the sharp corners and those places are not conducive to activism, which is about putting on a gloss.” ArtArt IsEdgesCornersActivismGloss Author:Scott Thompson
“Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.” WellsCountryStatesOrderCareersCastsComedianPerformersSitcomWell RoundedStand Up Comedian Author:Scott Thompson
“Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch.” ShouldFatherBoysTeaching Author:Scott Thompson
“I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would have helped me with some of the things that happened.” BelieveChildrenI BelieveWishHappened Author:Scott Thompson
“I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?” WayFirstsWholeFirst TimeFruitWhole LifeTeenager Author:Scott Thompson