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“You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.”

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“As for sex. Well, of course I could’ve had sex. Guys will have sex with a watermelon if they’re desperate enough. Lots of girls try to prove their love by having sex. It only proves they’re having sex.”

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“I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.”

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“There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape!”

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“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”

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“...tapi apakah kau akan membiarkan jiwamu kosong begitu?" "Maksudmu?" "Sendirian dengan kesibukanmu, seorang diri dengan suka dan dukamu dan terpencil dari kehidupan manusia normal?" "Kau betul Subroto, kalau kau hanya melihatnya dari luar. Tapi apakah kita harus mendasarkan hidup kita pada penilaian orang lain dengan caranya yang dangkal begitu?”

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“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”

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Book:Three Daves

Source: Three Daves

“It's hard to imagine talking to Lucy. But I can imagine sleeping with her. I have been imagining it quite regularly. I can't stop imagining it. Maybe it's time for my first Lucy Branch, my first truly physical relationship. And why do I assume it would be a bad thing? Maybe it's better with someone different from you. I could teach her how fluorocarbons affect the ozone. She could teach me about oral sex. We would both become better people.”

Humor Sex Blake Nelson

Book:Destroy All Cars

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“What?" she asked. "You're beautiful." She rolled her eyes. "Flattery will get you laid." "I sure hope so.”

Book:Unchained

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“Even sex was no longer what it had once been, though he was still as addicted to it as ever. He felt jerked around by his own dick, as if the rest of him was merely an inconsequential knob that happened to be attached to one end of it. Maybe the thing would be happier if left to roam around on its own.”

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Source: Oryx And Crake

“If you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.”

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