“There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.”
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“I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.”
“Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!”
Source: New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
“I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.”
“But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?”
“I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider. And Also FOX News makes people stupider.”
“Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.”
