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“More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.”

Quote by Sam Levenson

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Sam Levenson, an American humorist, was born on December 28, 1911, and passed away on August 27, 1980. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations, his works have been beloved by readers. more

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