“I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.” WantedBearsMetsLaughedCriedBipolarThreesome Author:Bo Burnham
“Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.” CelebrateBrokeCopiesHappy ThanksgivingBest Buy Author:Bo Burnham
“What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.” IfsTryingWellsSongThreeHeardKingsInternetSixAlbumsAvailableAidsGhostEntitledDrsLutherPirateItunesDr Martin Luther King Author:Bo Burnham
“The homosexual community wants me to be gay. The heterosexual community wants me to be straight. Every [writer] thinks, "I'm the journalist who's going to make him talk". I pray for them. I pray that they get a life and stop living mine!” ThinkingWantCommunityMinesPrayingGayJournalistWant MeHomosexualI Pray Author:Ricky Martin
“I think of many people and no one as a muse. I love the way Sofia looks always, and I love the way Kim looks always. Fashion may be part of their world, but it's not their whole life. It's not everything.” PeopleThinkingWorldWayLooksMayWholeFashionWhole LifeMuseKim Author:Marc Jacobs
“You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.” WantWifeIntelligent Author:Richard M. Nixon