“Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.”
Quote by Peter Scott
Work
There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage
This book offers a light-hearted perspective on the challenges and joys of navigating the first few years of marriage. more
Author
Peter Scott
Peter Scott was a renowned conservationist, born on September 14, 1909, and passed away on August 29, 1989. He is known for his contributions to wildlife conservation, nature documentary production, and the establishment of conservation organizations. more
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