“I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.” Quote by Michael Caine
“You have to remember, I never became successful or wealthy till I was 30.” RememberSuccessfulWealthy Author:Michael Caine
“Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know anyone who had a car until I was 14 or 15.” KnowsCarTransport Author:Michael Caine
“I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.” PeopleLaughingCry Author:Michael Caine
“I don't meet stockbrokers or carpenters or coal miners; I spend all day with actors, composers and photographers.” ActorsPhotographerComposerCoalCarpenterMinersStockbrokersCoal Miners Author:Michael Caine
“I regard the theater as a woman I loved dearly who treated me like dirt.” TheaterRegardTreatedDirt Author:Michael Caine
“The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every household and business in America six days a week is a vital part of the nation's infrastructure.” AmericaNationsAbilityBusinessWeekSixHouseholdInfrastructurePostal Service Author:Joe Baca
“I've always loved reprehensible people because they're so much more interesting to play on screen.” PeoplePlayInterestingScreens Author:Michael Caine
“To be a movie star, you have to carry a movie. And to carry a movie where you play the title role is the supreme example.” PlayStarsRolesExampleSupremeTitlesMovie Star Author:Michael Caine
“Wherever I live, if there isn't a restaurant I want to go to of a certain type, then I open it. That's all. For selfish reasons.” IfsWantReasonCertainTypeSelfishRestaurantsSelfish Reasons Author:Michael Caine
“Presenting the Oscars was the most nerve-racking job I have ever done in show business. It's very much a live show: they have comedy writers waiting in the wings, and as you come off between presentations, they hand you an appropriate gag to tell.” DoneShowsHandsJobsWaitingComedyWingsAppropriateNervesOscarsShow BusinessPresentationPresentingGags Author:Michael Caine