“Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.” Quote by Brian Posehn
“If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.” IfsStillsBeautifulPleasureStreetsWalkingBeautiful WomenYellingPretty Lady Author:Brian Posehn
“Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.” GuyFeaturesOutfits Author:Brian Posehn
“I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.” BigsGuyFightingCitiesGhostPantsBig Cities Author:Brian Posehn
“Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.” LooksLittlesOne ThingFeetCarToysMcdonaldsNew Car Author:Brian Posehn
“Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.” GuyTurnsCrazyGrewGrew UpTownsInsaneLegendsCheeseSmall TownAcidAcid Trip Author:Brian Posehn
“Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?” IfsWantLoveFriendshipEmotionalFriendsHeartbreakDistanceAbsenceMilesGoodbyeGoing AwayInspirational LoveMissing SomeoneSaying GoodbyeMissing YouLong DistanceFriendship MemoriesSomeone You LoveDistance RelationshipLong Distance RelationshipSaying Good ByeI Miss YouInspirational FriendshipSeparatenessMissed YouLong Distance LoveJonathan Livingston SeagullLivingston SeagullGoodbye FarewellI Missed YouJonathan SeagullSaying FarewellGoodbye My LoveGood Long Distance RelationshipShort Long Distance RelationshipDistance LoveFarewell FriendGood GoodbyeLove And DistanceLove And Long DistanceSaying ByeSaying Goodbye Is HardLong Distance True LoveNew Long Distance RelationshipSad Long Distance RelationshipGoodbye My FriendMissing You LoveSweet Long Distance RelationshipGoodbye FriendI'll Miss YouMileageWe Will Miss YouInspirational Long Distance RelationshipWe'll Miss YouAbsent FriendsGood Bye LoveAbsence LoveBye FriendsGood Bye FriendMissed OnesSaying Goodbye LoveLove And Miss YouInspirational Long DistanceWant To Be With Someone Author:Richard Bach
“The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.” WantPastRegretAgingCleverPrisonerEraseNo RegretsLiving In The Past Author:Mick Jagger
“When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.” IfsKnowsWritingMatterLateBallsDown AndLifts Author:Brian Posehn
“We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.” DoneTurnsFatherSidesFamilyTreeGayOur FamilyQuarters Author:Brian Posehn
“Whenever you see riot footage on TV - you know, someone throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a Starbucks window up in Seattle - you ever see anybody throwing anything underhand? I think it just takes all the aggression out of the act.” ThinkingKnowsPiecesTvsWindowThrowingAggressionPakistanBricksRiotFierySeattleStarbucks Author:Brian Posehn