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“Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.”

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Brian Posehn, born on July 6, 1966, is an American actor known for his talent in the comedy field. He has participated in numerous television shows and movies, and is well-liked for his humorous and witty performances. more

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