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“Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?”

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Gabriel Iglesias, born on July 15, 1976, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, he has gained immense popularity among audiences. Iglesias' comedic works cover a variety of themes including family, friendship, and love, offering light-hearted entertainment to his viewers. more

“Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.”

Firsts Ends Order Next Products Evolution Tests Sells Aids Stuck Mess Beer Pregnancy Formulas Rite Aisle Condom Evolution Of Life Pregnancy Test

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“I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.”

Tests Pregnancy Clue Aisle Pregnancy Test

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“I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.”

Three Sports Trouble

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“Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.”

People Knows Police Who You Are Alcohol Handle

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