“Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.”
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Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias, born on July 15, 1976, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, he has gained immense popularity among audiences. Iglesias' comedic works cover a variety of themes including family, friendship, and love, offering light-hearted entertainment to his viewers. more
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