“Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!”
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Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias, born on July 15, 1976, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and exaggerated physical comedy, he has gained immense popularity among audiences. Iglesias' comedic works cover a variety of themes including family, friendship, and love, offering light-hearted entertainment to his viewers. more
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