“I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!”
Quote by Gabriel Iglesias
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“Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?”
“Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.”
“It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.”
“I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.”
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