“Sometimes you ask God for something and you don't know what you're asking.” Quote by Mahalia Jackson
“My question right now would be to Colonel Gaddafi, which is: 'What on earth do you think you are doing? Stop it.'” ThinkingWould BeEarthRight NowColonelsGaddafi Author:David Cameron
“Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.” KnowsFirstsEggsChickens Author:David Cameron
“I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.” BitsFansFormatGreat FansPiers Author:David Cameron
“I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?” PeopleIfsNeedsWould BeTalkingAmmo Author:Eminem
“What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.” WayLightBoysSunElectricWorth ItBumpsBulbsMothsLight BulbElectric Light Author:Bill Hicks
“No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.” KnowsIdeasKidsJobsUsedHouseLostWifeCarDrugBeatsSorryHonestlyAssLaughedGreat TimesVery PopularHad A Great Time Author:Bill Hicks
“People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?” PeopleNeedsFeelsKindMayMadeWarSelfWaterSelf EsteemLowsBillsFruitGlassesEightEsteemHeyCupsAbout YourselfFeel BetterLow Self Esteem Author:Bill Hicks
“I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here.” PeopleThinkingMenLongReasonGovernmentLyingJesusForgetInterestingTalkingDemocracyLong TimeBillsQuittingSarcasmFascinatedShelvesForget ItLong Time AgoLet It GoAlrightAbsolutely NothingShelf LifeJust Let It Go Author:Bill Hicks
“I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?” ThinkingMenSaidEnoughDreamAgeDiesFallOne DayGardenYeahInstantI've LearnedWowAdamDreams Come TrueOur DreamsEdenAdam And EveGarden Of EdenOne With NatureFall Of Man Author:Bill Hicks
“My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.” WantedVoiceHeard Author:Bill Hicks