“Nowadays, any light bulb fancies itself a star on the Internet.”
Light Bulb Quotes
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Light Bulb Quotes
“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - said the genius who was 1% showman and 99% fraud.”
“God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.”
“The Moon is not an electric light bulb that you can change with another!”
“I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match”
“I'm pretty much your average, energy-saving-light-bulbs-recycling citizen.”
“Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs.”
“How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!”
“How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?”
“I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.”
“I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.”
“The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.”
“Sometimes it's more important to change politicians than light bulbs.”