“How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!”
Quote by Bill Bailey
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Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey is a British comedian born on January 13, 1964. Known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills, he has made a name for himself in various fields including comedy, music, and theater. more
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