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“The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'.”

Quote by Dan Cummins

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Dan Cummins
Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins is an American comedian, born on May 17, 1977. He is known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, often performing in comedy clubs and television shows. more

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