“I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.”
Quote by Milton Berle
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Milton Berle
Milton Berle was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and his television show 'The Milton Berle Show'. His career spanned half a century and had a profound impact on television comedy. more
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