“I don't think that we necessarily lie. I mean, we make our living by pretending that we're someone else. I don't tell tall tales. I always tell the truth.”
Quote by Albert Finney
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“I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.”
“I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.”
“I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.”
“I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.”
“I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.”
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