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“I love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.”

Quote by Carl Hiaasen

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Carl Hiaasen, born on March 12, 1953, is a renowned journalist and author from the United States. His works are known for their humor, satire, and exposure of social issues, primarily focusing on the political and social realities of Florida. more

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