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“I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.”

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Bernard Manning

Bernard Manning was a renowned British comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical wit. Born on August 13, 1930, and passing away on June 18, 2007, Manning's comedy career spanned over half a century. He rose to fame in the 1950s and became one of the most beloved comedians in the UK. more

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