“Whatever the right hand findeth to do, the left hand carries a watch on its wrist to show how long it takes to do it.” LongShowsHandsLeftWatchesCarrieWristsLeft Hand Author:Ralph Washington Sockman
“The Americans are violently oral. That's why in America the mother is all-important and the father has no position at all -- isn't respected in the least. Even the American passion for laxatives can be explained as an oral manifestation. They want to get rid of any unpleasantness taken in through the mouth.” WantImportantAmericaMotherPassionFatherTakenSocietyPositionMouthsManifestation Author:W. H. Auden
“If the most significant characteristic of man is the complex of biological needs he shares with all members of his species, then the best lives for the writer to observe are those in which the role of natural necessity is clearest, namely, the lives of the very poor.” IfsMenNeedsArtBookLiteratureNaturalPoorRolesShareMembersSpeciesComplexesSignificantCharacteristics Author:W. H. Auden
“Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to command their respect, the result is an orderly happy household. If he is too tyrannical, they give notice; if he lacks authority, they become slovenly, impertinent, drunk and dishonest.” IfsGivingArtEnoughFormPoetryWinningResultsMastersAuthorityFairsAffectionCommandDrunkFirmServantEtcHouseholdRhymeMeterOrderly Author:W. H. Auden
“America has always been a country of amateurs where the professional, that is to say, the man who claims authority as a member of an élite which knows the law in some field or other, is an object of distrust and resentment.” KnowsMenCountryAmericaLawFieldsObjectsHe ManMembersAuthorityClaimsExpertsResentmentDistrustProfessionalism Author:W. H. Auden
“There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If the answer is ''Yes'' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic.” IfsMenBookAsksAnswersNormalTestsMajorityTwelvePornography Author:W. H. Auden
“A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.” MenChildrenWifeDogCrowdsSmellScentDistinctiveStink Author:W. H. Auden
“Dogmatic theological statements are neither logical propositions nor poetic utterances. They are ''shaggy dog'' stories; they have a point, but he who tries too hard to get it will miss it.” TryingHardStoriesReligionDogMissingTheologyStatementsLogicalPoeticPropositionsTheologicalUtteranceDogmatic Author:W. H. Auden
“Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.” MeanPleasureCriticalGuidesAestheticsInfallible Author:W. H. Auden
“In a game, just losing is almost as satisfying as just winning... In life the loser's score is always zero.” GamesWinningLosingScoreZeroLoserSatisfying Author:W. H. Auden