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“Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the least popular person, because there is always a chance everyone will shrug and be like, "Um, okay. Hey, anyone want pizza?" and leave.”

Quote by Michele Jaffe

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Michele Jaffe, born on March 20, 1970, is a talented writer whose works span various genres, including novels, essays, and poetry. She is known for her unique narrative style and profound insights into human nature. more

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