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“My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.”

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Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, and television personality known for her sharp wit and controversial humor. She gained fame as a panelist on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson' and later hosted her own talk show, 'The Joan Rivers Show'. Rivers was also a successful author and fashion critic, and her career spanned over five decades. more

“There have been only two taboos in the world: sex and death. It is very strange why sex and death have been the two taboos not to be talked about, to be avoided. They are deeply connected. Sex represents life because all life arises out of sex, and death represents the end. And both have been taboo - don't talk about sex and don't talk about death.”

World Has Beens Two Ends Death Sex Strange Connected Arise Avoided Taboo Sex And Death

Author:Rajneesh

“There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.”

Trying Done Hands Sex Four Feet Crazy Havens Skins Sticks Yesterday Mask Epic

Author:Courtney Love

“Are we, finally, speaking of nature or culture when we speak of a rose (nature), that has been bred (culture) so that its blossoms (nature) make men imagine (culture) the sex of women (nature)? It may be this sort of confusion that we need more of.”

Men Needs May Has Beens Culture Speak Sex Imagine Flower Rose Confusion Confusing

Book:Second Nature: A Gardener's Education

Source: Second Nature: A Gardener's Education

“There is nothing more influential in a child's life than the moral power of quiet example. For children to take morality seriously they must see adults take morality seriously.”

Life Children Moral Power Example Morality Quiet Adults Influential

Book:Book of Virtues

Source: Book of Virtues

“In the belly of the furnace of creativity is a sexual fire; the flames twine about each other in fear and delight. The same sort of coiling, at a cooler, slower pace, is what the life of this planet looks like. The enormous spirals of typhoons, the twists and turns of mountain ranges and gorges, the waves and the deep ocean currents - a dragonlike writhing.”

Source: A Place in Space: Ethics, Aesthetics, and Watersheds

“I should like to sleep like a cat, with all the fur of time, with a tongue rough as flint, with the dry sex of fire; and after speaking to no one, stretch myself over the world, over roofs and landscapes, with a passionate desire to hunt the rats in my dreams.”

World Love Should Dream Desire Sex Sleep Fire Cat Passionate Tongue Landscape Dry Rough Roof Rats Hunts Fur Passionate Desire

Author:Pablo Neruda

“An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up.”

Firsts Taken Hundred Rain Skins Dresses Clean Winter Indian Wet Deer Severity Lodges

Book:The Manners, Customs, and Condition of the North-American Indians, by Geo. Catlin: With Four Hundred Illustrations, Etched and Outlined, from His Original Paintings Now Exhibiting in His Indian Museum, Egyptian Hall, London

Source: The Manners, Customs, and Condition of the North-American Indians, by Geo. Catlin: With Four Hundred Illustrations, Etched and Outlined, from His Original Paintings Now Exhibiting in His Indian Museum, Egyptian Hall, London

“I have always laid it down as a maxim -and found it justified by experience -that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex -but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.”

Men Love Made Two Found Sex Friendship Conditions Friends Making Love Justified Maxims

Author:Lord Byron

“There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.”

Ifs Love Feels Sex Opinion Influence Strange Accounts

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)

“Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.”

World Love Philosophy Study Relation Philosopher Masturbation

Author:Karl Marx

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