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“Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.”

Quote by Whitney Cummings

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Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings is an American comedian, actress, and writer, born on September 4, 1982. She rose to fame with her stand-up comedy and has appeared in numerous television shows and films. Cummings is known for her sharp wit and has received accolades for her work in the entertainment industry. more

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