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“I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.”

Quote by Zach Braff

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Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

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