“There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.”
“God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.”
Source: Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More
“Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.”
Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment
“Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.”
Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment
“The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.”
“As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.”
Source: Thriving on Vague Objectives: A Dilbert Collection
“The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.”