“I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.”
Quote by Rod Stewart
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Rod Stewart
Rod Stewart, a British singer-songwriter, was born on January 10, 1945. His musical career spans over half a century and is known for his distinctive voice and diverse musical styles. Stewart achieved great success in the 1960s and 1970s, becoming a landmark figure in rock and pop music. more
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