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“She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?”

Quote by Karl Pilkington

Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

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An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington, known for his candid and often humorous commentary, takes readers on a journey through different countries, sharing his unique perspectives and experiences during his travels. more

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Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

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