“We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.” Quote by Karl Pilkington
“Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.” IfsKnowsDoeFunnyBrainMines Author:Karl Pilkington
“If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.” IfsBodyRunningSleepYour BodyFluSloth Author:Karl Pilkington
“At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?” SpidersWasps Author:Karl Pilkington
“People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?” PeopleIfsThinkingAnimalDependsDrugMonkeysTestedHeadacheAspirin Author:Karl Pilkington