Home / Quotes / Quote by Jeff Ross

Quote by Jeff Ross

“South Park called...they want their everything back.”

Author

Jeff Ross, born on September 13, 1965, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his sharp wit and incisive humor, Ross often targets celebrities and social phenomena in his performances. His comedic talent has been widely recognized, and he has won numerous comedy awards over the years. more

“I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.”

Ifs Knows Should Firsts Believe Helping I Believe Wealth Ability Pay Millions Amount I Believe In Guilty Camps Maximum Bankers Personal Wealth

Author:Roseanne Barr

“Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.”

Thinking Knows Children Long Courses Leader Moral Teach Worst Return Messages Gun Murder Our Children Favors Guilty Get Away Platforms Bully Guillotine

Author:Roseanne Barr

“Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.”

Self Matter Notes Beer Note To Self Bad Life Dirty Work

Author:Norm MacDonald

Quote by Jeff Ross

Author

You May Also Like