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Famous Jeff Ross Quotes
“I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.”
“I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.”
“The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.”
“Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.”
“Maybe I'm corny, but I'm a big believer in second chances.”
“I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.”
“Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.”
“My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.”
“Comics just don't retire. They either die young or they go to 100.”
“Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.”
“How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?”
“I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.”
“Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?”
“Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.”