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“I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.”

Quote by Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross, born on September 13, 1965, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his sharp wit and incisive humor, Ross often targets celebrities and social phenomena in his performances. His comedic talent has been widely recognized, and he has won numerous comedy awards over the years. more

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