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“It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.”

Quote by Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross, born on September 13, 1965, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his sharp wit and incisive humor, Ross often targets celebrities and social phenomena in his performances. His comedic talent has been widely recognized, and he has won numerous comedy awards over the years. more

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