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“My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh.”

Quote by Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross, born on September 13, 1965, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his sharp wit and incisive humor, Ross often targets celebrities and social phenomena in his performances. His comedic talent has been widely recognized, and he has won numerous comedy awards over the years. more

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