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“Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.”

Quote by Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross, born on September 13, 1965, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his sharp wit and incisive humor, Ross often targets celebrities and social phenomena in his performances. His comedic talent has been widely recognized, and he has won numerous comedy awards over the years. more

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