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“As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.”

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Garrison Keillor

English biography, 120-180 words more

“The audience is invisible and that's good. Somewhere my voice is drifting through a swine barn and the sound of it seems to perk up the sows' appetite. Or a lady is listening on headphones as she jogs along a beach, running to my cadence. Or a dog sits in front of the radio, head cocked, and the sibilants excite him in some mysterious way. A dog's humorist, that's me.”

Way Seems Running Sound Voice Audience Dog Fronts Listening Radio Invisible Mysterious Beach Appetite Drifting Humorists Perks Barns Cadence Swine Headphones Mysterious Ways

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“When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'”

Writing Done Tempted

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“I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.”

Believe Guy Lucky Paid Indulge Indulge In Make Believe Lucky Guy

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“I'm sure you know a lot of people who were born into privilege and amounted to absolutely nothing. We all have greatness within us. So it is really important for everyone to figure out what God put us on Earth to do, and steer clear of the seven pervasive lies that often blindside people.”

People Knows Important Earth Lying Born Clear Figures Greatness Seven Privilege Absolutely Nothing Steers Greatness Within

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“I firmly believe that the two most important times in a person's life are when they are born and when they find out why they were born.”

Believe Persons Two Important Born

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“If you want to find what God put you here to do, ask yourself three questions. First question: What comes easy to you but harder to other people? The second question is: What would you do for years and never have to get paid for it? Third, ask yourself: How can you be of service?”

People Ifs Want Years Firsts Three Asks Easy Thirds Harder Paid

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“Being an impatient person, I wanted to do what my grandmother said: "Do as much as you can as fast as you can; be as productive as possible." But you must be patient. So I have struggled to balance patience with being an impatient person, and trying to find a happy medium.”

Trying Persons Said Wanted Balance Patient Mediums Productive Grandmother My Grandmother Be Patient Impatient

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“I believe that my personal mission in life is to grow and contribute, so I am learning and growing every day.”

Believe Life Is I Believe Grows Growing Missions Missions In Life Learning And Growing Personal Mission

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“Sometimes you're pushing and what you want to do is not coming with ease; doors are not opening. A lot of times we're pushing against resistance. If one looks closely, there is often a message in that resistance: "Wait a minute, maybe it's not what you're supposed to be doing."”

Ifs Want Looks Sometimes Waiting Doors Minutes Messages What You Want Resistance Opening Supposed To Be Ease Pushing

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