“Listen, it is scientifically proven that pregnant women get super horny, because it helps them hold onto their mate who impregnated them. If they weren't horny, their mate would just be living with an overweight pickle-eater who stopped shaving her legs. Yet every pregnant woman tells anyone who will listen (I'm looking at you, Jessica Simpson) that she's, "eight months pregnant, and has never felt sexier or hornier!" Guess what? If you didn't feel sexy or horny during your eighth month of pregnancy, you'd be crying in a ball on the bedroom floor, clutching a snot-filled tissue, and wearing your food-stained fleece pajama bottoms as your cheating husband walked out the door with your non-pregnant pilates instructor. It is not interesting that you are horny when pregnant.”
Quote by Jen Kirkman
Work
This work examines the experience of remaining single and childfree, embracing personal freedom and self-reliance. Through a lighthearted lens, it addresses the humor and challenges of managing one's own life without the responsibilities of parenthood. The narrative celebrates the freedom to prioritize personal needs, pursue individual interests, and find contentment in solitude. The title itself plays on the common societal expectation that adults should eventually care for children, instead flipping that notion to explore what it means to barely take care of oneself—and finding happiness in that arrangement. The book speaks to those who have chosen or are considering the childfree path, offering reassurance and entertainment through relatable observations about everyday adulting. more
Author
Jen Kirkman is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and self-deprecating wit. Born on August 28, 1974, she has made a name for herself in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Kirkman is recognized for her work in television shows, web series, and books, which often delve into personal experiences, gender, and interpersonal relationships. more
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