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“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." (258) My parents were Fresh Off the Boat, I'm a chinkstronaut, and my kids will be on spaceships. I didn't allow America to sell me in a box with presets and neither should you. Take the things from America that speak to you, the excite you, that inspire you, and be the Americans we all want to know; then cook it up and sell it back to them for $28.99. Cue Funk Flex to drop bombs on this. All my peoples from the boat, let'em know: WEOUTCHEA. (272)”

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Book:Fresh Off the Boat
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Eddie Huang
Eddie Huang

Eddie Huang is a Chinese-American lawyer and entrepreneur, born in 1982. He is recognized for his work in the legal field and his entrepreneurial endeavors, particularly with his restaurant, Huangteng. Huang has also gained fame through his television appearances and writing, including his memoir 'Fresh Off the Boat'. more

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