“When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.”
Quote by Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla, born on May 27, 1964, is an American comedian, podcast host, author, and television personality. Known for his unique sense of humor and candid speech, he has hosted shows such as 'The Man Show' and 'The Adam Carolla Show'. Carolla's career began in comedy clubs, which later expanded to television and radio. more
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