“The workers at the Desoto Solar Farm were complaining of tiredness and were drinking lots of Mountain Dew sodas! I was constantly tired while working there and drinking lots of coffee. The inverter technician looked really sickly!” TiredWorkersComplainingDesoto Solar FarmTirednessDrinking CoffeeSicklyLookedMountain DewInverter Technician Author:Steven Magee
“Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.” TypeDrinkMountainCombinationDewDiabetesType 2 DiabetesDoritosMountain Dew Author:David Letterman
“The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.” MenMayGamesMountainEatingGuiltyHuntingRecklessDewRedneckDeerParkingPennsylvaniaParking LotHandgunsGood EatingDeer HuntingEndangermentMountain Dew Author:Jay Leno
“Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.” MountainDewVaccinesEbolaPepsiDoritosMountain Dew Author:David Letterman
“Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP.” MountainWindowBrownYellowTypicalDewProgrammersIbmMacintoshMountain Dew Author:Guy Kawasaki
“The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes. You okay?" Courtney asked. I'm fantastic!" Patrick exclaimed. "This sugary drink is incredible!" Swell," Courtney remarked sarcastically. "He's wired on Dew.” TwoEyeFoundHouseLeftDifferencesSawsFrontsDrinkMountainComputerSittingOkayMarkIncrediblesFantasticBagsDewCourtneyDoritosMountain DewWild Eyes Author:D. J. MacHale
“3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint” NeedsWholeStuffWaterMountainSixBluePaintLegsBottlesDozenPacksDewTissuesCosmeticsRazorsSprayGirlyShavingSix PacksCatfishSpray PaintVaselineMountain Dew Book:Paper Towns Source: Paper Towns
“When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.” CountryFeetProductsMountainDelightFollowingAgentsThickPizzaSunnyDewMountain Dew Author:Adam Carolla
“Amazingly, we’ve become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe.” CultureSafeMountainMilkDewTomatoesPuffUnsafeCompostCocoaMountain Dew Author:Joel Salatin