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“Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline.”

Spread Warm Computing Vaseline

Book:Distrust That Particular Flavor

Source: Distrust That Particular Flavor

“For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies.”

Kind Home Girl Makeup Day To Day Emergencies Kind Of Girl Vaseline

Author:Scarlett Johansson

“There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.”

Littles Romance Lying Bits Little Bit Cameras Lenses Camera Lenses Vaseline

Author:Richard Jeni

“I started playing bass in my friend's band for some reason. It was just something I did because, well, he asked me if I wanted to play bass and he played me this song - Nirvana's version of "Molly's Lips", the Vaselines song - and he said, "You can do this! This is not hard!" and it's like a two-note song. I learned that and then I thought I was a genius.”

Ifs Wells Said Two Hard Reason Play Wanted Song Can Do Genius Band My Friends Notes Lips Versions Bass Playing Bass Vaseline

Author:Jens Lekman

“You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.”

Littles Eye Night Bits Little Bit Mark Oil Chickens Chests Chins Stretch Marks Vaseline

Author:Tyler Perry

“Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.”

People Thinking Song Realizing Music Heard Singing Idiot Wipe Lanes Right Words Fast Lane Vaseline

Book:My Point...And I Do Have One

Source: My Point...And I Do Have One

“3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint”

Needs Whole Stuff Water Mountain Six Blue Paint Legs Bottles Dozen Packs Dew Tissues Cosmetics Razors Spray Girly Shaving Six Packs Catfish Spray Paint Vaseline Mountain Dew

Book:Paper Towns

Source: Paper Towns

“Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age.”

Age Ears Shoes Glasses Old Age Instant Over You Gloves Cotton Rubber Pebbles Vaseline

Author:Malcolm Cowley

“The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.”

Government Media Function Vaseline

Book:The American Zone

Source: The American Zone

“My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin.”

Use Skins Sensitive Unusual Vaseline

Author:Rachel Bilson

“Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.”

States United United States Vaseline

Author:Don Sutton

“You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.”

Explanation Jelly Brando Mcqueen Vaseline

Author:Leonard Cohen