“Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.”
Quote by Ellen DeGeneres
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My Point...And I Do Have One
This book is a compilation of essays that delve into the author's individual thoughts and opinions on a wide range of topics, offering readers a glimpse into their personal philosophy and world view. more
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, and producer, best known for her talk show 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show,' which has been on the air since 2003. She is recognized for her humor, kindness, and for being the first openly lesbian host of a major U.S. talk show. more
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