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“Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.”

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David Letterman

David Letterman, born on April 12, 1947, is a renowned talk show host from the United States. Known for his unique humor and sharp interviewing skills, Letterman has long been associated with his late-night show. His program has been beloved by audiences for its in-depth interviews, humorous segments, and the iconic 'Late Show Top Ten' list. more

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