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“Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?”

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Alonzo Bodden is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 13, 1962, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, gaining widespread recognition and acclaim for his exceptional comedic talent and personal charm. more

“The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that sportbike people like performance skill and wear safety gear; cruisers like chrome, noise, and style. It's funny to me to separate them because I ride both. I prefer performance cruisers like the Honda Valkyrie I had or my Triumph Rocket III.”

People Differences Style Skills Performances Safety Noise Triumph Rockets Gears Chrome Honda

Author:Alonzo Bodden

“I was teaching airplane mechanics when I realized it was more fun to make them laugh. I was laid off one more time and I never looked back, although it was nice to have a steady paycheck and benefits.”

Fun Laughing Nice Teaching Benefits I Realized More Time Steady Airplane Mechanic Paychecks Laid Off

Author:Alonzo Bodden

“Latinos outnumber Black people now. I'm not too happy about it. Because it's only a matter of time before we lose our month. Soon as they figure it out, they're going to have Latino History Month. All we're going to have is Cinco de Negro.”

People Matter Black Loses Figures Months Black People Latino Matter Of Time

Author:Alonzo Bodden

“I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.”

Hurt Grew Grew Up Angry Suburbs Starbucks

Author:Alonzo Bodden

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