“Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.”
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Ron Funches
Ron Funches, born on March 12, 1983, is an American comedian known for his unique and exaggerated style of humor. His performances are characterized by his over-the-top expressions and physical comedy, which have won him a dedicated fan base. more
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